Issue 7, Winter/Spring 2009

Lament for Attire, by Reb Livingston

"At his bungling this token plucked me partially. As I allowed the betrothlined towers to align, these betrothlined towers unearthed the Ostrich-Goose. As I allowed the loinclotted clan to sour, this loinclotted clan nurtured my Ostrich-Goose. This secret of hilarity was not benign—my betrothlined towers, looted and scoured."